Table For Sale, A Love Story

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This is the last piece of furniture we have to get rid of before we take off and I know I previously priced it high because it’s so hard for me to part with all of the memories this table has brought me. So, I’m going to be honest, this table comes with a lot of emotional baggage. It’s been used for large family gatherings, BBQs, game nights, diaper changes, dog naps, sunbathing, as a cozy reading nook and of course, as a hipster background palette for the obligatory #homecook Instagram photos.

You’re lucky it can’t speak, but if it did (we would go on tour) it would talk about all of the food, drinks, laughter and stories it has overheard for the past six years that we had it. It would also probably tell you who has a nice bum and how we abandoned it in storage for the past three years, only to weep upon realizing it’s for sale (or up for lending to a good friend?). So, won’t you please adopt this infinitely useful table? Asking $500 or best offer.

Recycled teak table top and stainless steel base with two benches from HD Buttercup, features:

  • Indoor or outdoor use
  • Seats 6, On benches
  • Seats 8, Add 2 chairs at either end
  • Table: 59″ wide x 35″ deep x 28″ tall
  • Benches: 63” x 16”


Just add a few pillows.

New reading nook.

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Perfect for BBQs!

Wow! A surprise BBQ dinner.

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#FromWhereIStand this looks like a delicious breakfast.

Vegan breakfast tacos a la Sin City!

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This is why I cook.

Shredded Brussel Sprouts, Pistachio and Pomegranate Salad! #thanksgiving #vegan

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Do you love any piece of furniture as much as I do? Tweet me @charmbtrippin to tell me which inanimate object is your one true love or if I’m trippin!

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