A travel guide for the misguided.
About a year ago I was in my first group comedy show where I met comedian, @funnymanstan. We were the token minorities in a new kind of comedy show where we shared what it’s like to stand out in white America. Fast forward to a few more comedy shows, a budding Instagram friendship where we […]
What I wrote in April 2018: I am feeling all of the very highs and deep dark lows. Every few minutes, it’s a different version of me. Last year’s heartache vs. this year’s cold and sinus and chills and body aches. I’m happy it’s just boogers. — Update: While looking for photos on this particular […]
It’s no longer ice cold and noticed my elderly neighbor sitting outside for the first time since fall. We always say, “Hey how’s it going?”, when we see each other but never really answer the question because NYers don’t usually have the time or energy to listen to a stranger grumble about the same shit. […]
Step 1: Find a sturdy calf, choose leg which closely resembles to a baguette, and chop or twist at socket. Slice at a diagonal with a serrated knife. Toast slices, rub raw garlic clove and drizzle with extra virgin olive oil. Set aside to rest. Step 2: Buy a bunch of bananas and let brown […]
Brain dead. Dead tired. Tired as fuck. Fuck it all. All or nothing. Nothing to lose. Lose my mind. Mind your business. Business as usual. from Instagram: http://bit.ly/2TnWf7g
You gain an hour of daylight and lose your mind the following week. The body wants to shed all of your heavy layers — winter wear and fats but the cold weather remains and so do the carbs and scarves. You can almost feel the sun rays touching your bare skin but only allow it […]
Persons looking around at artwork, looks at outfit, looks at artwork again Takes selfie in front of most well known piece Takes selfie in front of coordinating piece Takes selfie in front of what they think will make them look artsy Takes selfie in front of the one they want to hang in their home […]
Take care of the little things The easy ones you can do now Take care of the things in between Those stuck in the crevice, cracks, creep or repeat Take care of the major things They will nag and irritate you No rest until it’s done.
Good gawd it was an exhausting journey from Chicago to New York City to Lisbon to Prague and that’s why I’m only writing about our 12+ hour layover in NYC right now. It was hard to wrap my head around that journey in real life versus mobile ticket. So, this is what we mostly did: […]