12 Signs You’re at a Brooklyn Party

12 Signs You're at a Brooklyn Party

Is it groundhog’s day or are all of the hipster parties morphing into the same one?

1. You didn’t realize this party’s location is still technically Brooklyn. πŸ—ΊοΈ

2. You have been invited by friends of friends of friends. πŸ—£οΈ

3. You look for other people of color. 🧐

4. You have to explain your name to white people and hope they don’t turn it into a trending baby name in 2020. 😬

5. Your drink options are spiked seltzer, whiskey or wine. πŸ₯€πŸ₯ƒπŸ·

6. All of the women dress like they have a creative career. πŸ’ƒ

7. The men either dress like they make too much money or just delivered weed.πŸ§”πŸ§”πŸ»πŸ§”πŸΌπŸ§”πŸ½πŸ§”πŸΎπŸ§”πŸΏ

8. There’s exposed brick. πŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

9. “Pizzas’ here guys!” πŸ•

10. There’s a record player with Aaliyah on vinyl. πŸ‘€

11. Someone brought a copy of their latest published works, leaves it for others to discover, and tries to get real-time reviews. πŸ“š

12. I’m the token Asian or the first or second Filipinx they’ve met. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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